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I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans
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[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]
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I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.
I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.
Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.
I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.
Liar. These beans aren't fucking.
Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything
I was here on this day.
Mmm love me some beans
Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.
Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!
Mmm theater food
Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.
I like beans, I upvote.
Take my first upvote on here as well as my first comment and edit I guess
HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!
“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!
A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.
Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice
My god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.
Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.
BEANS
Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔
It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!
b e a n s
All hail the can of beans!
YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !
That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.
spoiler
BEEEANNNNS
Roll that beautiful bean footage
Can I get some non-fucking beans?
I prefer my legumes to be virginal.
omfg to the moon
I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords
🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶
Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!
390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎
Bees?!
Upvoted with extreme prejudice.
I upvoted the can of beans.
Get a load of Andy Warhol over here