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[–] vrek@programming.dev 145 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Look... We don't allow liquids cause they may be explosive, so put your possible explosive with all these other potential explosives in the busiest and most congested and concentrated area of this airport....i think I may of found a flaw in this plan

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If there ever was proof the TSA is a clown show security theater it's in this bin. Too bad it's never going away because the average citizen simply doesn't care and no administration wants to be responsible for making a bunch of poorly educated government employees lose their jobs.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago

Well I wouldn’t say no administration is above the responsibility of making a bunch of government employees lose their jobs.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

no administration wants to be responsible for making a bunch of poorly educated government employees lose their jobs

DOGE?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

May of what? "May have" and not "may of".

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 10 points 1 day ago

But if that's before the checks then you'd get that far just having a bomb under your jacket anyway. The liquid thing is to prevent you from blowing up planes and shit that comes after the check

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Presumably the liquid explosives aren't going to explode when diluted with loads of water and energy drink

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if I made a chemical that explodes in contact with that mix, check mate buddy

[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well be the change you want to see.

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like their job is to stop people from blowing up terminals and planes. They literally can’t stop terrorism on the public side of the gate. They have no means.

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they have no means

TSA anal probing everyone in a 10 mile radius around an airport

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

gay people be linin' up (I can say this because im gay)

[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

It's always been theater.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

see comment further up