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[โ€“] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Awww did mum and dad not let you use the phone? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Anyway the correct response is fake+gay. If you analyze it you've already lost.

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By providing the accepted meme response, you are participating in the brainrot

[โ€“] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I'm fine with that