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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 20 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 20 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

What makes you think that girls are even real?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Hmmm... I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

"Girl" is an acronym for "Guy In Real Life".

Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

What makes you think?