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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

What makes you think that the girl is even real?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 20 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

What makes you think that girls are even real?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Hmmm... I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

"Girl" is an acronym for "Guy In Real Life".

Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

What makes you think?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago