I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Can't believe no one at all is thinking about 'Become a Third String QB in the XFL'. There's nothing specifying that this is a one time transformation.
Being an XFL QB of any level seems like it would require a general level of health and wellbeing... If you could assume that this would make you capable of being a QB with everything that would typically entail and if that power was constant where you were always capable of being a QB... You could be kind of immortal, healthy, and always in at least above average shape.
Also imagining a world where all society has collapsed except the XFL, I'd read that book.
So the XFL is defunct, but before that, they didn’t really have third stringers.
Congrats. You’re already a 3rd string QB in the XFL.
Depending on your current situation the base XFL salary of $59k might look pretty good. You're not going to get rich off that but lots of people survive off a lot less.