I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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get an apartment closest to the teleport place, travelling is now cheaper as you never have to worry about the way back.
The teleport place is Tirana, Albania. Nobody said the same spot in Tirana, Albania every time. Your real estate investment was rash and very rarely saves you time. But it does increase in value a tiny bit, so eh you're fine.
still useful for international travel, no need to get a return ticket.
You wouldn't need a parachute to go skydiving either. Just teleport yourself before you hit the ground.
Unless your momentum doesn't reset.
Can't you just keep teleporting till you're close enough to your home?