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Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.
Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.
Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don't be greedy.
That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.
If you have the confidence to pull it off, you'll get the party started every single time.
It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it.