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Red.
Simply say "oh, its a full moon tonight?" Then look at them with your now piercingly red eyes and state "I must leave, immediately."
Get out of any social situation and you can get your friends to think you're hiding some big secret. Win win.
Or "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" while turning your eyes green
"but I like big strong angry and mysterious guys uwu"
"well this has backfired"
Why bother if you could simply teleport to Tirana and back afterwards ?
There's no "and back" included
Oh, shit. Good catch. I almost died.
Happy to help, Happened to me already. Monkey's paw -ass meme
I do love how many problems this solves. Very nearly all of them, potentially.