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Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I can do it just by touching myself.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I've decided to call this superpower "wet dreams"

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago

I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.

The lotion agenda hates this.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Speedrunning that shit.

You put the BJ in BLJ.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

do you use glitches?

Then there's no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he's good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was good for me, was it good for y... Nevermind I don't care

[–] Crazazy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes