Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet....
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I've optimised my game.
I'm so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
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https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I've decided to call this superpower "wet dreams"
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
It was good for me, was it good for y... Nevermind I don't care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Then there's no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he's good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
If I didn't know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ''it'll be quick, won't feel a thing'', seals the deal.