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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Then use magic bullets.

My god, how much skill issue...

Also, if you shoot the water pistol inside of the fish, it can either bloat and explode or drown.

See? The wizard problem has solutions. They must be erased one way or another.