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Now I just would like science to further explain how the electromagnetic force in general actually works.
"Electricity works because yadda yadda yadda."
"Ok but why does it yadda yadda yadda?"
"I 'unno 🤷♂️"
I thought you might want to know, I shared a screenshot of your previous response with someone and they said that you are consistently able to be hilarious.
If I didnt have crippling social anxiety I could probably make it as a stand up comic. People probably won't find a dude coming on stage, freezing up and then puking on the front row very funny. 😔
Maybe you're just doing stand-up for the wrong crowds.
I would go see that. From the balcony.
Comedy could use a GWAR style act.