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[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

We can’t be starting headlines like that without considering the emotional roller coaster involved.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago

Im glad I wasn't the only one to be let down by the third word in that headline.