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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 156 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Juggalo president confirmed?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 79 points 20 hours ago

Insane Clown President

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 31 points 20 hours ago

"gUys He's obViouSly reFeReNcing tHe iCp mEme, because we all know this dude is deep into Internet country¡"-someone's serious take on this when they're confronted with it.

[–] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'd rather have violent j & shaggy 2 dope in the white house tbh

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He'd be hated amongst the jugs. They don't play to that fiddle.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a joke that's going over my head?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

It's just a quote from Violent Jay during the last election when ICP last had 5 minutes in the corporate media, it's the reason he gives for voting for democrats

https://youtu.be/hf3n5A4uLsk&t=4m17s

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Ah I gotcha. Thank you.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 18 hours ago

Muthafuckin miracles