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Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
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Still plenty of building left to burn! Come on down, Canadians!
Happy to oblige, but respectfully I think we should let China, Guatemala, Indonesia, Cuba, the Congo, Dominican Republic, Peru, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Lebanon, Grenada, Libya, Nicaragua, Iran, Panama, Iraq, Kuwait, Somalia, Bosnia, Sudan, Afghanistan and Serbia have a go at it first.
(this is a list of countries the US has bombed since WW2)
I'm all for it! Heck, come on down together and blow up the whole damn thing, you'd be doing us a favor!
Ain’t no party like a burning down the White House party.
We all come to together and sit aside our differences.