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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still plenty of building left to burn! Come on down, Canadians!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Happy to oblige, but respectfully I think we should let China, Guatemala, Indonesia, Cuba, the Congo, Dominican Republic, Peru, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Lebanon, Grenada, Libya, Nicaragua, Iran, Panama, Iraq, Kuwait, Somalia, Bosnia, Sudan, Afghanistan and Serbia have a go at it first.

(this is a list of countries the US has bombed since WW2)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm all for it! Heck, come on down together and blow up the whole damn thing, you'd be doing us a favor!

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 week ago

Ain’t no party like a burning down the White House party.

We all come to together and sit aside our differences.