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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 53 points 5 days ago

Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

No

That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

Ok

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't do unprotected anal, kids.

But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.

You gotta eat their ass first, that was where you went wrong. Get that tongue in there and clean up before the fucking ensues.