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[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 70 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Getting fucked up before going to work? Hell yeah. Shaking and sweating by noon? Not so fun.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, usually by the time you're in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).

You're also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lol. You're right. I'll try to be more careful

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 5 days ago

Relevant username I guess

[–] null@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I mean, more than a few drinks a week will fuck up your brain.

[–] groet@feddit.org 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

~~more than a few drinks a week~~

More than 0. There is no save amount of alcohol. But almost nothing we do is save. Go outside in the sun? Cancer! Eat fat/sugar? Heart/Liver failure! Stress from work and doomscrolling? Depression and anxiety!

Choose your poison, but know it is poisonous! Cheers 🍻

[–] null@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago

For sure, but in the context of "fucking up your brain" I'm talking about the line where you move from "increasing your risk of certain problems" to "actively developing lesions in your brain".

[–] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What constitutes "more than a few" here?

[–] null@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

About 1 a day -- if you're going over that, you'd be considered a "heavy drinker"

But even that much is still "bad" for you, just not as bad.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

My wife worries about my drinking. I might have 18 cans of beer in a year if I'm really going crazy.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The other comment is a pretty good baseline (1 a day), but there is some nuance to it. Gender/body size/age, etc all play a role. And it matters if youre literally doing 1 a day or averaging 1 a day. Having 7 drinks every saturday is not the same and have 1 drink with dinner every day.

The best answer is, consult your medical professional

[–] null@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And even then, if you're having 1 a day, you are right up at the edge of being a "heavy drinker".

New recommendations are something like 2 per week max.

[–] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If you don't mind me asking, by that stage do you drink to get drunk or just to feel 'normal'/not sick?

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Pff, thats just hypoglycaemia. I need a cookie.. or I'm gonna collapse.